Do this instead
You're wasting your time
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I've received 1,000+ cold pitches... Here's what I noticed:
Follow these 5 simple steps to unlock recurring revenue
A quick lesson in benefit-driven copy
And I'm going away for awhile (update)
It's so incredibly simple
Most people screw up reason #1 (don't let it be you)
You'll struggle if you don't follow them
Already seeing quick results
It all starts by shifting your mindset
