Quick math: your first client

If you don’t have copywriting clients?

You don’t have a business.

You have a hobby.

If that’s you, and you just love to write for the sake of writing, that’s fine.

But this email newsletter isn’t for you.

My mission is to make you a PAID copywriter as soon as possible so you can live a freedom lifestyle.

And if you stick around here long enough. Follow my advice. And put in the work daily.

You will get clients. And experience digital freedom.

The problem most new copywriters face is simple:

Uncertainty.

They don’t know what they don’t know.

“Go land clients” doesn’t mean much. For some people, that might look like going “monk mode” in your mom’s basement for the next 6-12 months just so you can rip out 10 hours of cold emails a day to 50,000 businesses.

I’d rather pour hot sauce in my eyes, personally.

For others, they literally have no clue what that means. Huh? Like how though? Where do I even look? And what do I say? What do I send them? Show them a resume or CV or portfolio?

This whole thing has been made way too confusing. Due in part to help pad guru course creators pockets with your hard-earned cash.

But it’s actually quite simple.

And anyone can do it (and do it fast).

That is, if you follow the right system.

So instead of just telling you to go outreach more, let me paint a quick picture of the numbers behind my “Sniper Bomb” outreach system.

This is my warm social media outreach system that focuses on low volume and high value.

It’s the same system that took me from making less than $1,000/month to making over $5,000/month in one month - and eventually $10-$15k months.

And it’s the fastest way I’ve seen anyone land clients in 2025.

Like two of my copywriting students, Fred and Michael, who both landed clients this past week.

Fred got his first paid email client for $500 USD.

Michael landed a lawyer as a client for $2,500 USD (just a few days after closing a $1,500 client).

Michael made $4,000 this week alone!

Okay, so let me make this super simple for you. Here’s the math behind the strategy.

*These are averages from my students*

1. Send 10 initial DMs per day (not a pitch, simply a greeting to “warm up” your prospect)

2. 2 out of 10 of those people respond to the DM (this means you’re out of message request).

3. Send one audit/sample “Sniper Bomb” per day to one of those two prospects (in 60 minutes).

4. Send one per day for 30 days straight.

5. Follow up with each person 2-3 times.

6. 15 people will ghost you completely.

7. 12 people will say “no” regardless of your objection-handling skills.

8. 3 people will show some level of interest.

9. 2 people will agree to a call.

10. 1 person will say yes and pay you $300-$1,000 (assuming it’s your first client).

And… that’s it.

You send just ONE sniper bomb per day (in about 60 minutes per day, and down to about 45 as you do this daily).

And within 30 days, you’ve got yourself a PAID client.

There is no outreach system on earth that I’ve seen with a faster success rate than the Sniper Bomb.

There is no outreach system on earth that is easier to follow.

• You don’t need to send hundreds of cold DMs or cold emails every day

• You don’t need to learn aggressive sales skills

• You don’t need a portfolio or past results

You just need to show up daily, send ONE outreach per day that’s personal, targeted, and valuable.

And this Black Friday, you’re going to learn how to do exactly what Fred and Michael did this past week to close $4,500 in copywriting deals: the Sniper Bomb.

You’re going to learn how I went from making $75 per blog post for months… to (within 6 weeks) closing a $1,100, $3,400, and $7,000 deal after using the Sniper Bomb.

And how dozens of others are doing the same as beginners.

On Friday November 28, I’m launching the biggest Black Friday offer I’ve ever done before. You’re going to get access to this exact freelance copywriting system… but at an insane deal.

Join the waitlist here if you want to land your first (or next) client before the end of 2025 to close out the year strong.

-Brandon “a free math lesson” Storey

P.S. Getting on the waitlist now ensures you get early access to the Black Friday Copywriter offer (and bonuses), so don’t miss it.

There are over 150 people on the waitlist already.